1:06:01
Do you know,
they have gay-pride days.
1:06:03
-Oh, my God.
-Yes.
1:06:08
-l'm going to kill them all.
-But why?
1:06:12
Don't you see what's happening
to our country?
1:06:19
But it's murder.
1:06:23
During the final number, when these
man-whores are gathered on-stage...
1:06:28
...l push this little button and:
1:06:32
Bye-bye, gigolos.
1:06:34
Shouldn't be that hard to pin the crime
on your good friend Deuce Bigalow.
1:06:39
l won't let you!
1:06:43
lf you wanna stop me...
1:06:48
...it's as simple as touching
this doorknob.
1:06:57
-Where's Eva?
-Eva's gone to the Man-whore Awards.
1:07:00
-l'm going there too.
-l'm coming with you.
1:07:03
Yes. Yes, you should be there too.
1:07:21
Now let me give you all
the lowdown on T.J.
1:07:21
Now let me give you all
the lowdown on T.J.
1:07:24
ln Thailand, l got a job in a carnival
sideshow, eating broken glass.
1:07:29
We did six shows a day.
That's a lot of broken glass.
1:07:33
And it's all collected in the lining
of my anus.
1:07:37
My ass is like one big,
nasty cheese grater.
1:07:43
Here to perform his signature move,
the Chili Rainbow...
1:07:46
...would you please welcome
Assapopuslus Borealis.