1:12:04
You'll die with the rest
of them, Bigalow.
1:12:09
Those gigolos robbed me
of my manhood.
1:12:13
l was never able to satisfy a woman.
l'll see to it that they won't either.
1:12:22
You don't have to kill anyone, Gaspar.
Because you can please a woman.
1:12:28
Those gigolos don't know
what they're talking about.
1:12:30
ls he talking aboust us?
1:12:36
Do you really think
all a woman wants...
1:12:38
...is some guy to give her
a Mud Pretzel...
1:12:40
...or Turkish Snow Cone
or an lrish Facial?
1:12:45
-Yes, they do, liar.
-No, they don't.
1:12:48
A woman wants a guy who'll ask her
about her day and really listen to her.
1:12:53
-Or at least pretend to.
-Yes.
1:12:55
What?
1:12:57
When she's hurting...
1:12:58
...ask her how she feels.
1:13:01
-Cry with her.
-Yeah!
1:13:04
These gigolos are just
ripping women off!
1:13:07
l've never had any complaint
from any of those freaks!
1:13:13
l faked it.
1:13:17
A woman doesn't care
if you wear a Rolex watch...
1:13:20
...or have a gigantic schlong
like Heinz Hummer.
1:13:23
This guy knows his shit.
1:13:28
What are you doing?
1:13:31
Anyone else?
1:13:39
lf you let a woman know you care,
maybe she'll give you an lrish Facial.
1:13:52
We will die together, man-whore.
1:13:57
-You don't have to do this.
-They ruined my life.