:01:03
[Turns off]
:01:04
Now, if 2 Live Crew
has taughtus anything,
:01:07
it's that horniness in today's society
is out of control.
:01:11
And at one point
within the next decade,
:01:13
markmy words, ladies and gentlemen,
:01:15
society will have reached
something I call...
:01:18
[# "Hail to the Chief"]
APATT...
:01:21
"All porno, all the time. "
:01:24
Pornography will have become
an epidemic in this country.
:01:29
Phase one... masturbation.
:01:32
- Who's this chump?
- That's Howard Stein.
:01:35
He's an entertainmentlawyer,
some shitfirm.
:01:37
Love him.
:01:39
He's so attractive.
:01:41
And to our female friends here today,
:01:43
wemust not abuse of our dogs with
the lure of a peanutbutter snatch.
:01:48
Wemust channel our horniness
into extracurricular activities.
:01:51
Howard Stein, you're under arrest.
:01:54
Whoa! Look, he's got him by the eyes.
:01:57
# Oh, me so horny,
me love you long time
:02:00
[Siren blaring]
:02:04
Domino: Barbara Bush
and Hillary Clinton were next.
:02:09
[Dancemusic playing]
:02:16
Domino: Frances and Charles Cigliutti.
:02:18
Theirfather was mob boss
Anthony Cigliutti. They were Mafia kids.
:02:22
We found them at their frat house, and
they'd been under FBI surveillance
:02:25
for the past six months.
:02:28
[Tuning in to frequency]
:02:30
[Chattering, music playing]
:02:36
[Honks horn]
:02:39
All right, boys, we're in business.
:02:41
Yeah. The bounty hunters have arrived.
:02:46
They're driving Winne...
driving Winnebagos?
:02:53
What is this shit?
:02:57
Is that the guy from
Beverly Hills 90210?
:02:59
- I fuckin' loved thatshow, man.
- Well, he hasn't aged well.