:59:00
Uncle Dale and Bill Banyon.
:59:05
Bill Banyon is there?
:59:07
-Bill Banyon?
-Yeah.
:59:09
He is a con man.
:59:10
He swindled your father
out of thousands of dollars.
:59:12
Seventeen years ago,
he did something...
:59:14
which almost ruined this family
to its very core.
:59:17
Mother....
:59:18
Wrapping himself in the nobility
of your father's memory.
:59:21
-Boy, he's getting an earful.
-Boy, I'll tell you.
:59:23
Mother! Listen! Focus!
:59:26
Beware.
:59:27
I know it's all very charming
with the pickled things in jars...
:59:30
and the Southern charm
and the hams that hang in the garage...
:59:33
until they're so covered with mold
you could grow penicillin on them--
:59:36
Are you sure about the cremation?
:59:38
If Bill Banyon is there,
definitely cremation!
:59:41
And you tell Bill Banyon, I'll be there.
:59:49
Hello.
:59:50
Aloha.
:59:52
I talked to my friend, Kendra...
:59:54
who had a girlfriend with a kid
who is exceedingly loud like Samson...
:59:58
and she's given me a videotape
that works absolute miracles.
1:00:03
Hey, thanks, Claire.
1:00:05
What, you're already tired of me?
1:00:08
I just haven't slept. I'm sorry.
1:00:11
How's Hawaii?
1:00:15
Well, I'm checking out this cute guy.
1:00:20
Why are you telling me that?
1:00:29
How could I leave you in distress?
1:00:32
I'm taking you out.
1:00:38
-I thought you were in Hawaii.
-What's this?
1:00:40
"When cremation is your preference."
1:00:43
I just got some brochures
I want you all to look at.
1:00:45
And these are some choice of urns...
1:00:48
available here
at the Cave Hill Cemetery.
1:00:50
You can take them home and--
1:00:55
You can look at those brochures and....
1:00:59
Y'all can look at those,
take those home with you.