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1:05:04
- I'll rap you up in gauze.
- Will that work?

1:05:11
Easy does it.
1:05:15
- Put it right around...
- Easy.

1:05:22
- Anybody tell you how funny you are?
- No.

1:05:25
That's understandable.
1:05:29
Now, for a little tape.
1:05:34
- Put the other leg up, lover.
- Never mind the romance.

1:05:40
Around your big fat thighs.
1:05:45
- Not as big as your big fat ass.
- No, no, be nice now.

1:05:51
Now the balls. Your little red balls.
Just in time for Christmas.

1:05:57
- What will you do with my balls?
- Rap them.

1:06:00
It might affect my tap-dancing.
1:06:04
- Wrap that around like that and tie.
- They'll slip out.

1:06:10
In a cocoon. Real nice.
1:06:16
That's better. A little bit of tape.
1:06:21
- Don't tape my balls to my asshole.
- That's the best place for them, baby.

1:06:28
You're as good as new.
1:06:31
Get up and walk around.
1:06:50
This is all right!
1:06:54
I feel like a eunuch,
1:06:58
but this is all right.

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