:20:01
because if you didn't, I was gonna
have to find three new friends.
:20:05
- No, no, no, I really think you've got something here.
- Me too.
:20:08
Yeah, but... something's
not quite right.
:20:12
- Robin.
- No, no, he's great.
:20:14
He is. I love him.
He's a doll.
:20:16
- But he's not 22.
- So?
:20:19
So, where's he been?
Why is he still on the market?
:20:23
- Um-
- Maybe he hasn't found the right person yet.
:20:26
Well, by now he should be
with the wrong person.
:20:29
How has he not been
tranquilized and tagged?
:20:33
Let me get this straight.
:20:35
You got two season tickets
behind the Red Sox dugout?
:20:37
- Mm-hmm. Yeah. My uncle left them to me.
- Behind the dugout?
:20:40
Yeah. Well, not really behind, like next to it.
Fifteen feet away.
:20:43
You can see right into it at a certain point.
It's pretty awesome.
:20:49
Let me ask you this.
:20:52
Do you find my wife
attractive at all?
:20:54
'Cause we could work
something out.
:21:00
Well, do you?
:21:02
You know what you need to do? You need to
go to his apartment and go through his things.
:21:06
You need to go through his closets,
sofa cushions. You need to get on his computer.
:21:09
And what exactly
am I looking for?
:21:11
Anything that explains
why hes still single.
:21:14
My company can run
a credit check on him.
:21:16
You know, he could be
a deadbeat dad.
:21:18
This is an insane asylum.
:21:21
So, uh, when they wheeled out
Ted Williams at the all-star game-
:21:26
I was there.
I was 10 feet away from him.
:21:30
Old men crying.
Tears.
:21:35
Tough old guys.
:21:38
I even started
to lose it, you know.
:21:41
I got a program.
I could show you.
:21:45
If Lindsey ever breaks up
with you, I'll kill her.
:21:48
Lindsey, do you remember
that guy Maureen Durst went out with?
:21:50
- Uh, sort of. Why?
- Terry whats-his-name?
:21:54
We all thought
he was great too.
:21:57
- Well, what happened?
- Oh, my God. She went to his apartment and-