:32:00
I'd say Red Sox,
sex and breathing.
:32:03
I have season tickets to Fenway Park.
I haven't missed a game in 11 years.
:32:07
I love the Red Sox. They're gonna win.
All the way this year, baby!
:32:10
Do you have a job?
Do you work for a living?
:32:13
Of course I do. Yeah, I'm a teacher.
I mold young minds.
:32:16
- Can you help these guys out?
- Can you believe this asshole?
:32:27
29th of May, Seattle, all right?
:32:29
You know what?
I gave it to the lady down at the bakery.
:32:31
Ben, all I got so far
is the 21st and 22nd, man.
:32:34
We're only on May. We've been here
for four hours. Let's try to speed this up.
:32:37
30th of May, we're still at Seattle.
Who wants a Sunday game?
:32:40
These guys can have
whatever games they want.
:32:42
All I ask for
is the first Yankee game.
:32:44
You went to six Yankee games last season,
you selfish pig bastard.
:32:47
You got to go to every great game.
Lowe's no-hitter.
:32:50
Your mother's hysterectomy?
I put her out for free, remember?
:32:53
- She had insurance for that.
- Attention, morons.
:32:57
- You went last year.
- You guys want Yankee tickets? You wanna talk Yankee tickets?
:33:01
- Yes.
- Really.
:33:02
Okay, well, I wanna
see you dance for me.
:33:08
You don't wanna dance?
I don't wanna embarrass you.
:33:09
I don't wanna embarrass you.
I'll just take this. Everyone just go.
:33:12
Ill go talk to some kids in the street.
I see a little bit there. That's pretty nice.
:33:15
That's it. The doctor
is giving me something.
:33:18
The doctor is giving me
some magic tapping there.
:33:21
Oh, I like that a lot.
Yeah, that's- Oh!
:33:24
Al I right, Little League, you wanna go?
You want some of this?
:33:27
- How's this, Ben? This is dancing for tickets.
- I'm dancing, Ben.
:33:29
- Troy, sit on the beanbag, please.
- Hey, I started, Ben.
:33:31
Gerard, I guess you don't want them, huh?
:33:35
- This is worth tickets.
- I'm not dancing. This is totally stupid, man.
:33:37
Fine. Hey, hold out
for the Royals, huh?
:33:43
You are on a total power trip,
you know that, man?
:33:46
- This is totally ridiculous, man.
- I was dancing first, remember?
:33:49
You said dance,
I started dancing.
:33:52
You call that Yankee dancing?
No, no, that's like Devil Ray dancing, okay?
:33:55
That's Devil Ray.
I'm talking about Yankee dancing.
:33:58
That's what I'm talking about. Yeah, get into it.
Yeah! How bad do you want it?