:42:02
He looks great for his age.
1919, their miserable, greedy pig of a boss...
:42:07
decides to sell Babe Ruth to the Yankees
to finance a Broadway musical.
:42:10
No, No, Nanette.
I would never ever see that piece of crap.
:42:13
And since 1918, the Red Sox
have not won a World Series.
:42:17
Yeah, the Yankees have won 26.
:42:20
And the thing is the Sox don't just lose,
they raise it to an art form.
:42:23
Tony C.,
best young player in baseball...
:42:26
catches one in the eye at 22,
he's finished at 26.
:42:30
Armbrister runs into Carlton Fisk,
costs us the Series.
:42:33
Bucky friggin' Dent.
:42:35
You remember the time
Roger Moret went catatonic?
:42:38
The grounds crew had to carry him out
in a wheelbarrow.
:42:40
Buckner.
:42:42
Grady Little sticking
with Pedro in the eighth inning.
:42:44
Ooh, stop it.
You're killing me here.
:42:48
And that, milady,
is the Curse of the Bambino.
:42:51
Number 19, Gabe Kapler.
:43:02
Okay, I'm ready.
Let's go meet Mom and Dad.
:43:09
Nothing.
:43:11
- A laugh? A giggle?
- This is not a man's closet.
:43:14
- What do you mean?
- You have one pair of dress shoes.
:43:17
You're like a man-boy-
half man, half boy.
:43:20
You should see the way
my sister's husband dresses.
:43:22
He had a professional come in
and do his closet. It's like suit, suit, suit-
:43:26
All right, okay, okay.
I see what this is all about.
:43:28
You want your parents to like me
more than they like your brother-in-law.
:43:32
No, it's not-Yes!
:43:35
Is it so horrible that
I want my parents to like you?
:43:42
Okay. I think we have enough stuff
in this closet. We can fool 'em.
:43:46
He looks like a skunk.
:43:48
You're the one that told me
to grow it out.
:43:50
Well, what else could I say?
It looked ridiculous on you. A man your age-
:43:53
Now, I understand that you're a teacher, right?
You were?
:43:56
Yes, for 27 years.
:43:58
- And, okay, now youre the principal, right?
- Mm-hmm.