1:11:02
Twenty-three years.
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Do you still care about anything
you cared about 23 years ago?
1:11:07
How about 10?
How about five?
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Name me a single thing that youve cared
about for 23 years.
1:11:15
Yeah. No, um, there isn't actually
anything I've wanted for 23 years...
1:11:19
because 23 years ago
I was seven...
1:11:22
and if I still wanted to marry Scott Baio,
I would think that my life went terribly wrong.
1:11:29
I- I just thought tonight
was so different.
1:11:32
You broke my heart, Ben.
1:11:34
Hey.
1:11:52
Awesome!
Whoo-hoo!
1:11:54
Wow!
1:11:56
- Wow!
- Yeah, baby!
1:12:01
Well, the Red Sox's once-promising season...
1:12:05
has certainly taken
a turn for the worse.
1:12:09
Losing the last three games,
and today trailing to the Texas Rangers.
1:12:13
Curse of the Bam bi no.
1:12:15
T o think we quit our jobs
for that road trip.
1:12:17
It's not a curse.
1:12:19
Did you know the Titanic
sank the same week Fenway Park opened?
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April 1912.
1:12:29
Oh, you-
1:12:32
Well, that's it.
1:12:34
The Yankees officially
clinch the division.
1:12:36
Seven years in a row now,
we finish with our faces in their butts.
1:12:39
Hey, hey, hey. It's not time to jump off
the Tobin Bridge yet, okay?
1:12:43
We still have the wild card.
1:12:44
Oh, that's easy. First we gotta beat Oakland
or Anaheim- on the road.
1:12:48
Then we gotta play
the Yankees in the House of Pain.
1:12:50
Why do we inflict this
on ourselves?
1:12:53
Why?
1:12:55
I'll tell you why.
1:12:57
'Cause the Red Sox
never let you down.
1:12:59
- Huh?
- That's right. I mean-