:04:02
[Pupil wolf-whistles]
:04:04
[Shouting and cheering]
:04:06
Sorry, but the noise from here
:04:08
makes it impossible to
concentrate next door.
:04:11
You'll get used to it.
:04:12
l don't want to get used to it.
:04:14
l want to do some work,
:04:16
not listen to moronic
football chanting.
:04:18
[Football chanting]
:04:23
QUlET!
:04:26
[Mr Ashworth] Out! Out!
:04:28
Hold your hands up
in the air!
:04:31
Offside! Linesman!
:04:32
YOU'RE the linesman!
:04:39
My God!
:04:42
Right, clap.
:04:43
Show he's done the right thing.
:04:45
We don't have linesmen, sir.
:04:47
Applaud the referee, then.
:04:49
Jesus, doesn't matter.
That'll do for today.
:04:53
Right. See you tomorrow, Sarah.
:04:55
All right.
:05:01
l was the naive,
stupid new teacher,
:05:03
you were the cynical old hand?
:05:05
What?
:05:06
The snorting when
l asked a question.
:05:09
l was reading
the football reports.
:05:12
l never listen
at staff meetings.
:05:14
This has got to be a pose,
:05:16
this football stuff.
:05:17
You pretend to be a yob
:05:19
for a bit of street cred?
:05:20
ls this 'cause my kids
were enjoying their lesson?
:05:23
Well, all kids enjoy a riot.
:05:25
Actually teaching them
something is a lot harder!
:05:34
l've seen this film.
:05:35
You end up shagging
on the carpet.
:05:37
lf we end up shagging
on the carpet,
:05:40
l will buy you a new carpet.
:05:42
Yeah, right.
:05:43
But l tell you...
:05:45
l knew it!
:05:46
No. No carpets.
:05:48
He is an English teacher.
:05:50
Oh, God, not all this again.
:05:52
l mean, what about
Patrick Swayze?
:05:55
No-one cares whether
he read Byron or not.
:05:58
And you know, he is
the full Axminster.