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[Paul sings] One Martin Hayes!
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There's only one Martin Hayes!
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One Martin...
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[Man] So, Paul...
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Confident?
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Sorry, not about the job.
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About what's going on
down the road.
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Arsenal. My boy tells me
you're a fan.
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Oh, right.
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Well, er...so far, so good.
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Season ticket holder?
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Yes.
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Whereabouts?
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Er, North Bank.
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Right, shall we, um...?
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Who d'you think we should sign?
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Think we need a new striker?
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Er...
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l'm delighted
we didn't get Kerry Dixon.
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Ray... Ray, l think
we should, um...
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Oh, sorry, Ted.
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Once you get going,
it's hard to stop.
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We know all about
your teaching abilities.
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What extra-mural activites
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are you involved in?
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[Ray] Paul's just coached
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the Under-1 4s to the Cup Final.
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My Nigel thinks
you should be England Manager.
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Might be a more suitable
position than Head of Year.
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l did the school play
last summer and...
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Who've we got in the final?
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Parkside?
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Are they any good?
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Pretty good.
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And l've been very much involved
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in the pastoral side of things
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as a form teacher.
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And we understand that, um,
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you're an expectant father.
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Um...yes.
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[Ray] That's one
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of the extra-mural activities
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you forgot to mention, Paul.
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Chatting up
other members of staff.
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MORE than chatting them up.
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You've got good taste,
l'll give you that.
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'As we reach the final Saturday
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'of the League season,
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'we're not sure of the destiny
of the League title.
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'Arsenal are favourites...'
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[Phone rings]
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'Both sides must keep winning.
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[Phone continues to ring]
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'Defeat for Liverpool
at Wimbledon this afternoon
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'and a win for Arsenal
against Derby...'
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Hello? Oh, hello, Ted.
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'..when they meet Wimbledon.'