:06:03
Maybe I will.
:06:05
They have a state-of-the-art
training facility.
:06:07
Check out this pipe!
:06:10
And they have the steepest vertical
in the country. What's it called? The Goat.
:06:14
Only two men
have ever skied it and lived.
:06:16
Oooh! The Goat!
Death trap. Very cool.
:06:20
It also says that the locals
are a group of colorful natives
:06:22
happy to serve your every need,
:06:23
and only academy members
are allowed on the slope.
:06:32
How's it going, Cornhole?
I meant Colonel.
:06:36
Well, I'll tell you, boys..
it's not goin' that good.
:06:40
You see, I was about 90 seconds
into a three-minute soft-boiled
:06:44
when I saw you little shitbirds
crappin' on my snow.
:06:47
We just pissed!
We meant no disrespect, brah.
:06:50
Well, I guess it's no surprise to me
that you hogs can't read.
:06:56
You little cocksuckers got five seconds
to get off my mountain!
:06:59
Let's time it!
:07:00
(all) Five.. four.. three.. two.. one!
:07:04
(all) Aaargh! Aaargh!
:07:37
(Casey) Hey, look, Billy.
There's a "Help Wanted" sign.
:07:44
Ha! Even in the middle of nowhere
there's a.. Naomibucks?
:07:49
(both giggle)
:07:51
- Oh!
- Fuckin' asshole!
:07:54
I'm sorry you hit the ground, but maybe
you should be watchin' where you're goin'.
:07:57
Watch where I'm goin'! (chuckles)