:11:00
(shrieks) Oh, God!
:11:15
(woman) Colonel Jaffe,
there's a Billy Wagstaff here to see you.
:11:19
Oh, good.
I'll be right out, Lizzie.
:11:22
Suzy. It's Suzy.
I've only been here for 11 years.
:11:26
Ah, Jesus, I hurt.
:11:29
Now, here's a tip.
:11:30
Never call him "Coach."
You have to call him "Colonel."
:11:34
Or he'll hurt you
in places that don't show.
:11:41
Funny!
:11:43
Yeah.. I get it. He's probably
the nicest guy in the world, isn't he?
:11:48
At ease, Lizzie!
I'll take this young man from here.
:11:52
A day early! I like that.
:11:54
Shows keen interest.
Shows desire.
:11:57
It's a good quality.
:11:58
Unless you've been
invited over for dinner.
:12:01
(both men chuckle)
:12:02
Billy Wagstaff.
:12:03
William Wagstaff,
Venice Beach, California. I know.
:12:06
I recognize you
from your application video.
:12:09
Shows some raw talent, son.
:12:11
Well, you know, the video's a year old. I go
some new moves I can't wait to show you.
:12:14
I'm all chicken skin
just thinkin' about it.
:12:17
Colonel Jaffe, retired.
:12:19
I'm also the coach
here at the academy.
:12:21
Ah. What do you prefer?
"Coach" or "Colonel"?
:12:24
I prefer "God."
:12:26
But that would be unseemly.
:12:30
I'd show you around the academy myself,
son, but I'm a little busy right now.
:12:34
So I'm gonna have my daughter Winter
give you the grand tour.
:12:39
Winter! Report to admissions office,
double time, soldier!
:12:43
- Do you copy?
- I'm coming, Daddy! I'm coming!
:12:49
Copy that!
:12:53
(grunting)