:31:03
- Is that part of the therapy?
- No. It's just more fun that way. Toodles!
:31:12
Wow. That is the sweetest, sexiest,
:31:15
most brutal woman I've ever met.
:31:18
- I think she kinda digs me.
- Really?
:31:21
Aargh!
:31:28
You know, back in the day,
there wasn't no richies or poories.
:31:32
There was just whities..
and then there was others.
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And guess who got to ski
the goddamn mountain.
:31:39
It wasn't like they said
black folk could only ride the slushy hill,
:31:44
but, hell,
we knewwhat "others" meant.
:31:46
It wasn't like we didn't have our own rules
on the slushy hill.
:31:49
I was a poor motherfucker back then,
and I could only afford one ski.
:31:53
So I rode that slushy hill on one.
:31:56
- You invented snowboarding?
- I called it "boogie-woogie one-ski."
:31:59
Then I realized there was only one way
to free up the mountain
:32:03
so all men could use it,
:32:05
and that was to do the one thing
that no man had ever done before:
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ski the Goat.
:32:18
I boogie-woogie one-skied that Goat,
:32:20
and for years after, all men -
and bitches too -
:32:25
could ski Pine Mountain.
:32:27
Oh, it was beautiful, babies.
:32:31
But, like everything beautiful,
people fucked it all up.
:32:35
I tried to stop 'em, but..
I was pretty fucked up my damn self.
:32:40
Well, that's when the Colonel..
the motherfucker stole my one-ski idea
:32:45
and had the mountain declared
a private skiing academy.
:32:49
Then we was all
back on the slushy hill.
:32:51
Brah, why don't you go do all that shit
again and get our mountain back for us?
:32:56
(all) Yeah!
:32:57
How am I supposed to do that, Balls?
Pretend I'm not tired, bitter and drunk?