:57:00
I don't have to "follow you to your car"?
:57:03
No! Jesus!
:57:06
I wasn't with a guy. I was with the..
Colonel's daughter.
:57:10
How did you get at the end of that line?
I'm still waitin' for the call.
:57:13
I feel.. I feel terrible.
:57:16
I screwed everybody over and..
I acted like an asshole.
:57:20
Let me tell you something.
:57:23
A man who can't see that he's acting
like a asshole - there's a real asshole.
:57:30
But a man who can admit it,
that man's all right in my book.
:57:39
I wrote a book, you know.
:57:41
Give it a skim.
:57:42
- It's a big.. font.
- Thank you very much.
:57:46
I talk all about the Kennedys,
Jimmy Hoffa..
:57:50
space aliens.
:57:53
That bullshit moon landing.
We never go to no fucking moon.
:57:56
I bought the commemorative plate
for nothing.
:58:00
I got a whole chapter on the president
and his pretty-ass wife
:58:05
having dinner
with Osama Bin Laden on 9/12.
:58:09
It's some heavy shit.
:58:11
Hey, back me up on this.
:58:15
I taught Jim Morrison..
:58:18
how to boogie-woogie one-ski
:58:22
in 1989.
:58:26
I'm talking heavy shit.
:58:28
He taught John Lennon how to be ironic.
:58:31
There's some shit about Area 51.
:58:34
Keep it to yourself.
:58:36
I've been to Area 58.
It's sort of a rest area.
:58:48
And here's one,
just between the two of us.
:58:52
Kurt Cobain killed
that crazy bitch Courtney Love,
:58:55
cut off his own dick,
bought him some titties,
:58:58
and he's Courtney Love.