1:07:03
All right, gentlemen.
1:07:05
Listen up.
1:07:06
There's absolutely no way in hell
you can lose this race
1:07:10
if you board good and hard.
1:07:12
Now, there's a lot at risk here,
so I'm leaving nothing to chance.
1:07:19
Step up and grab a piece of insurance.
1:07:22
- Ja!
- (laughter)
1:07:28
But, Colonel, why do we need
the medieval weapons or clubs of death?
1:07:32
Because we're not taking a chance.
1:07:34
He just explained this,
you stupid Australian.
1:07:37
But I am Hungarian.
1:07:39
Well, if you're so hungry, eat me.
1:07:42
(laughter)
1:07:45
Ja! Ja!
1:07:48
(manic laughter)
1:07:58
All right, the winners rule the mountain.
1:08:02
The losers.. don't rule the mountain.
1:08:07
You just said the same damn thing twice,
you redundant-talking,
1:08:10
big truck-driving,
1:08:12
one-ski boogie-woogie idea-stealing,
1:08:14
ho-raising,
dumb signposting motherfucker.
1:08:18
(all) Yeah!
1:08:19
Why don't you have another beer,
you adjective-throwing,
1:08:24
Will Smith-loving, lie-telling,
1:08:27
big book-writing-that-ain't-nobody
ever-gonna-read idiot?
1:08:32
(all) Yeah!
1:08:33
There's some heavy shit in there.
You really ought to give it a skim.
1:08:36
Look, I think we all knowwhat's at stake
1:08:38
and that J.P. wrote a book
with some very heavy shit in it.
1:08:40
Now, please, can we just race?
1:08:42
- Who's gonna say "Go," brah?
- Who's not boarding?
1:08:48
Gee, I wonder who everybody's looking at.
1:08:57
Come on, honey. This way.