1:21:03
I guess we're just gonna have
to use our rememberers.
1:21:05
Your rememberers?
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Oh, lord. We truly are
in the town that time forgot.
1:21:10
They say his house is so opulent,
he has his own driveway.
1:21:15
I would too if I made Jack Schitt money.
1:21:17
Now, very rarely do I get
a chance to interface
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with the youth of the community.
I thought this was a prime opportunity.
1:21:26
The first nugget of wisdom
I need to share with you
1:21:29
is to stay off the doggone drugs.
1:21:32
- Even pot?
- Oh, no, no, no.
1:21:34
Pot's OK. That's medicinal.
I'm talking the hard stuff.
1:21:37
- What about cocaine?
- No, no, no.
1:21:39
I got no problem with cocaine.
I mean, as a matter of fact,
1:21:41
I've been known to do a bump or two
in the morning to get me out of bed.
1:21:44
I am talkin' the hard drugs.
1:21:49
Ecstasy?
1:21:52
Ecstasy..
1:21:54
is a tool.
It's not a drug.
1:21:58
As a matter of fact,
I got a belly full of it right now!
1:22:02
Now, drugs is just
a minor part of the problem.
1:22:06
The big thing I want you to remember,
for the love of Mike,
1:22:09
is to stay in school.
1:22:12
I'm 31. School's not really
an option for me.
1:22:15
Jack Schitt is a straight shooter.
1:22:17
And if you're over 30,
1:22:19
and you're havin' trouble
with the readin' and writin',
1:22:22
I'm not gonna tell you that's a plus.
1:22:24
Mr. Schitt, is anything about us a plus?
1:22:30
I'll see y'all at the Schittville holiday parade.
1:22:33
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
1:22:35
(cheers/applause)
1:22:39
Love you. I love you, man.
1:22:41
I love you! I love you.
1:22:44
Man, they sure could use
a man like that in Washington.
1:22:49
That big-talkin', corny-dressin',
1:22:51
out-of-style,
bolo-tie-wearin' motherfucker.
1:22:54
I hate that motherfucker.