:40:01
I can't believe it because--
:40:03
Come on,
it doesn't make sense.
:40:05
Why would they lie?
:40:06
Because this way,
Max is all theirs.
:40:09
They don't have to consult you
about anything.
:40:11
Sure, they'd lose a little money...
:40:12
but it's the power,
that's what they want.
:40:13
They don't have
to consider us at all.
:40:15
But if that's how
they feel about it...
:40:17
why did they even try with us
in the first place?
:40:19
I don't know. Sentiment.
:40:22
But then they thought
better of it.
:40:24
Maybe we were too enthusiastic.
:40:26
Maybe we got excited
and started talking about colleges...
:40:28
or said something nice
about sugar.
:40:30
OK, then, you know,
they changed their mind.
:40:33
Why not really use sperm
from a sperm bank?
:40:34
Because you're a sure thing.
:40:36
Look at you.
You're smart, you're sexy.
:40:39
You're not faggy at all.
The gayest thing about you is me.
:40:46
I've known Pam since
the eighth grade. She wouldn't lie.
:40:49
She's a mother.
It's a sick, sick bond.
:40:53
Think of yours.
:40:55
Think of mine.
It's unwholesome.
:40:59
We have to call them.
:41:00
No, no, they'll just deny it.
:41:02
Look, we have options.
We have plenty of options.
:41:05
I think you should just let it sink in.
:41:07
- God!
- I'm the boss of this, remember?
:41:09
You're too emotional.
Just...trust me.
:41:13
Did you guys hear that thing
on NPR this morning?
:41:16
About sperm.
:41:17
Oh, no, no, no,
I didn't hear that one.
:41:19
- Well, maybe it was yesterday.
- What was that?
:41:21
Just about storage
and freezing and stuff.
:41:24
Pam, those jeans are great.
Were those the ones--
:41:27
Where did we get those?
On Melrose?
:41:28
Those are the ones you picked out,
the French ones.
:41:30
- They're so good.
- Thanks.
:41:32
Do you guys know
how long sperm keeps?
:41:35
- No.
- Do tell.
:41:36
Twelve years.
:41:37
- What?
- Yeah.
:41:38
In the proper, you know, facility.
:41:40
I don't know
what it would be at home.
:41:43
Did you hear
the other story, though?
:41:45
It must have been after that,
on the Khmer Rouge...
:41:47
about that guy who was growing
vegetables behind the torture room?
:41:49
- No.
- That was devastating.
:41:52
I almost had to pull the car over.
:41:53
- Was Max in the car?
- Yeah, but he was sleeping.
:41:57
Sugar, bad. Torture, fine.
:41:59
Is that big enough, right here?