:09:10
I don't know what to say.
:09:12
I mean,
the sex is good,
:09:15
but I'm a person too.
:09:16
I mean, I have
feelings and needs
:09:19
other than
just physical!
:09:20
Don't you have anything
to say for yourself?
:09:24
I think you've pretty much
said it all.
:09:26
You know what?
This just isn't working out.
:09:29
Have a great life,
'cause Athena's out!
:09:35
I don't know why you
just don't take me serious!
:09:43
I guess Athena's out.
:09:47
God, can you
believe that?
:09:48
I get dumped four days
before Christmas.
:09:50
- I saw.
- Yeah, and yet, you did nothing.
:09:52
Technically, that makes you
an accomplice.
:09:54
Guilty as charged.
:09:55
You know, in some cultures
they'd spank you for that.
:09:58
Oh, I love to travel.
:10:01
- Chris Brander.
- I'm Mandy.
:10:03
Of course you are. You know,
I know a song called "Mandy."
:10:06
Oh!
:10:09
He shoots, he scores.
:10:14
- Nice, nice!
- Yeah, Brander! Great job, Brander!
:10:18
You're the bad bunny.
No. No, that's you.
:10:21
You're the bad bunny.
Yeah.
:10:23
Okay, that's enough
out of you.
:10:25
Next time you call me,
you call me collect.
:10:27
Okay. Bye-bye.
:10:29
- So how'd it go last night?
- Home by 10:00.
:10:32
Pants off in front
of the computer by 10:01.
:10:34
Nice. What about Sheila?
Are you making any headway?
:10:37
We'll see. I'm taking her
to lunch today...
:10:39
Oh, whoa, whoa whoa.
Don't... don't do that.
:10:41
- Okay? Don't do lunch.
- Why?
:10:43
That's like the express lane
to the friend zone.
:10:45
What the hell's
the friend zone?
:10:47
See when a girl decides
that you're her friend,
:10:49
you're no longer
a dating option.
:10:51
You become a complete
non-sexual entity in her eyes,
:10:54
like her brother.
Or a lamp.
:10:55
I don't want
to be a lamp.
:10:57
Yeah. Well, then don't be
her friend, okay?
:10:59
Oh. Take that guy,
for example.