:12:00
Okay. One second here.
Hey, Francine, you look great.
:12:03
- Thanks.
- That color really brings out your legs.
:12:06
Hey, I don't even know you.
Yeah. Ho-ho-ho.
:12:10
That's great.
Merry Christmas.
:12:11
I can still see it.
I can still... rub harder!
:12:13
Don't dab at it!
Rub it.
:12:15
Rub, rub it, rub it!
:12:17
Look, honestly, these pants
make me look fat?
:12:20
- Well...
- You're fired!
:12:21
- What?
- I'm kidding.
:12:23
Ho-ho-ho! Who's got
a Christmas present?
:12:26
I do.
:12:28
How you doing, boss?
Merry Christmas.
:12:30
- I look fat in these pants?
- Hell no.
:12:32
Excellent! So you're
seeing your family
:12:34
- for the holidays.
- Well, as a matter of fact...
:12:36
- Wait. You want anything?
- No.
:12:37
Go! Wait.
:12:40
- Family.
- Parents are separated.
:12:42
- Jersey's not my idea of a good time, so...
- Fabulous.
:12:44
- Check this out.
- Yeah. Great. Good.
:12:46
First up tonight, you've seen
her in the pages of magazines,
:12:49
and well, the opening
of practically anything,
:12:51
but what what you may not
know about this "it" girl...
:12:53
is her humanitarian side.
:12:55
Hey, everyone.
I'm Samantha James
:12:57
and I'm here
with Mr. Cluck Cluck
:12:58
and my new
best friend Wafoofi
:13:00
and we're part of a kick-ass
humanitarian effort
:13:03
to help promote vegetarianism
in third world countries,
:13:06
which is really really
important.
:13:07
Okay, and speaking of
really really important...
:13:10
I have some good news.
:13:13
I've been recording
for my new album
:13:15
which I hope to have out
early next...
:13:18
- I want that album.
- Hah! What?!
:13:21
- Samantha James?
- Yeah.
:13:23
No no no no. Listen to me
very carefully now.
:13:25
Samantha James
is a crazy person.
:13:27
Hey, you're the one that
used to diddle her, not me.
:13:29
It was one date!
And I ended up in the hospital.
:13:32
Have you seen this poster?
Have you seen...
:13:35
- this poster?
- Yeah, with the fruit.
:13:37
This is the hottest-selling
poster in the United States.
:13:39
People love her.
They love her!
:13:41
Oh, who loves her?
:13:43
MTV just got her a new
reality show next year.
:13:46
We time the CD release with the show,
we got a guaranteed hit
:13:50
plus free promotion.
:13:51
- She's recording over...
- I know where she's recording.
:13:54
Good. Good.
Make me happy.
:13:57
Go away.
Wait. Not you.
:13:59
Wait!