1:24:00
since Jessica Simpson
and her father...
1:24:02
only we get to "mreow"
and they can't,
1:24:04
'cause it's illegal.
I looked it up.
1:24:07
This is the new and improved
"Forgiveness."
1:24:17
¶ Forgiveness ¶
1:24:20
¶ Is more than
sayin' sorry ¶
1:24:24
Are you sorry?
Ha ha!
1:24:28
¶ Forgiveness. ¶
1:24:32
- No.
- No?
1:24:34
- No more.
- But I've forgiven you!
1:24:37
- It's just like the song...
- Sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh...
1:24:39
This isn't about you.
1:24:43
It's cool, you can have other girls.
I like girls.
1:24:45
Darla!
1:24:47
I don't want other girls.
1:24:49
I want one girl.
1:24:52
- That's not you.
- Hmph.
1:25:00
Look.
I'll call...
1:25:04
Ouch.
1:25:10
- Why don't you like me?
- It's a little hard to answer
1:25:12
with a taser in my balls!
1:25:14
This is about Santa's
little whore, isn't it?
1:25:21
Yeah, it's go time.
1:25:23
Hey, hey, hey!
It's not go time!
1:25:24
This isn't how it works,
Samantha.
1:25:26
You can't force or-or torture
someone into liking you.
1:25:30
The big speech.
1:25:31
No! You just have to put
yourself out there
1:25:33
and hope that they
like you back.
1:25:34
This isn't a game!
This is my life!
1:25:36
Oh, yeah, well,
this is my life!
1:25:38
Okay? I'm sorry.
1:25:40
I'm not the most
boring person ever!
1:25:43
Okay? I'm sorry
I'm not poor!
1:25:46
I'm sorry...
1:25:48
I'm sorry I don't
have a fat ass!
1:25:51
I'm sorry I'm not...
where're you going?
1:25:54
¶ Missed the last
train home ¶