Keeping Mum
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Mrs Hawkins.
- Mrs Parker.

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Is it possible to have a word with you,
privately?

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It's about
the flower arranging committee.

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It has taken a turn for the worse.
I have never in all my life,

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I have never, never...
- Mrs Parker,

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the Reverend is practising his sermon.
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Ah, yes,
I have a convention coming up.

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I see.
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Very well.
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Goodbye, Mrs Parker.
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Oh, dear. I hope that didn't...
- Of course not.

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For goodness sake, you are a busy man,
Vicar, people should realize that.

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Right.
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Yes.
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Now.
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About your sermon.
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Yes?
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Do you like jokes?
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Jokes?
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So you see, God is very tired
and he say to St. Peter:

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"Look, Peter... Petey," he says,
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"I'm absolutely exhausted.
I need a holiday, I really do.

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Is there anywhere you can suggest?"
So,

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St. Peter thinks for a bit,
and then he says: "Well I know,"

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he says, "what about the moon?"
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And God said: "No, I don't think so.
Not the moon, there's no atmosphere."


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