:12:01
Dad, those
aren't the Tigers.
:12:03
They're not even
wearing blue.
:12:04
The Tigers are
over there.
:12:05
I'm having a baby.
Oh, I'm having a baby.
:12:09
No hitting the baby.
:12:11
No, no, don't hit
my precious baby.
:12:13
[splashing]
:12:14
Oh, look,
it's gonna come out!
It's gonna come out! Oh!
:12:16
Cut it out!
:12:17
Oh, it's gonna come out!
:12:18
Oh.
:12:21
Hi, excuse me. Uh,
Coach Benson around?
:12:24
Yeah, you all know
Phil Weston?
:12:26
(John)
Oh, yeah.
:12:27
Hey, welcome to the team,
little fellow.
:12:29
Why don't you go
join those other kids
over there?
:12:31
Yeah, go ahead.
:12:34
There's a moving truck
in front of Benson's house.
:12:36
Did you hear?
The pressure of
coaching got to him.
:12:39
He cracked.
:12:40
How could he crack?
We're only one game
into the season.
:12:43
All right,
Tigers, it's game time.
:12:45
Oh, but we're waiting
for our coach.
:12:47
Well, then one of you
will have to coach.
:12:49
Yeah, but I had
talked to Coach Benson,
we're brand new--
:12:51
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
All right.
:12:52
Find yourself a coach,
or the Tigers forfeit.
:12:55
Yes?
:12:56
Where do I know you from?
:12:58
I've been your neighbor
for seven years.
:13:00
No, that ain't it.
:13:01
No, that's definitely it.
:13:03
I'll figure it out.
:13:05
So, who's gonna coach?
:13:06
We got Mark into soccer,
'cause we wanted
to take a break.
:13:10
I didn't think I'd be
coaching the little bugger.
:13:12
I just got laid off.
I'm looking for a job
:13:14
so it's hard enough
to drag myself out of bed.
:13:19
So, uh, we forfeit.
:13:22
So, we're forfeiting?
:13:25
No, no, no, no. Uh,
:13:27
you know what,
l--I can coach.
:13:29
Well, that's swell!
Great!
:13:30
Just for one game.
:13:31
Right. It's game time.
Get your team on the field.
:13:34
Who are we playing?
:13:35
How about
you use your eyes?
:13:38
Oh, great.
:13:39
(Buck)
All right, guys. Everybody up.
Let's go, come on.
:13:41
Let's go, come on. Lift them.
Lift them. Hey, hey, hey.
:13:44
[people clapping]
:13:46
[chuckling]
:13:47
What are you doing here?
Where's Benson?
:13:49
Oh, Benson's a no-show.
I'm gonna coach
the Tigers today.
:13:51
Ooh. You sure
you wanna do that?
:13:54
(referee)
How you doing, Buck?
:13:55
Players take the field.
Good luck, Buck.
:13:57
Yeah. All right.
Yeah, good luck.
:13:58
Yeah, you too.
May the best man win?