:23:00
Hold this.
:23:01
[footsteps approaching]
:23:02
Oh, no. No, no,
we do not allow smoking
in the house.
:23:07
I-I'm sorry, Mrs. Ditka.
:23:10
Here, I'll
get rid of it, honey.
:23:14
Anyway, uh, l-I'm coaching
my son's soccer team.
:23:17
And--And l--I didn't know
if you might be
willing to help.
:23:19
Soccer?
:23:21
Actually, uh, l--I want you
to assistant coach.
:23:25
Your assistant coach?
:23:27
You really don't know
who I am, do you?
:23:29
You're right. Silly idea.
:23:30
I just-- I just
need some help
:23:32
and you're such
a great coach.
:23:33
My dad's gonna be
riding me all season,
so I just--
:23:35
Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho,
your dad?
:23:38
You mean I get to coach
against your dad?
:23:40
Well, yeah.
:23:41
(Diana)
Mike, I smell smoke!
:23:43
Nobody's smokin'!
:23:44
Mike!
For Pete's sake!
:23:46
So, like, it's me and you
against your old man?
:23:48
I mean,
there are other teams.
:23:49
Gotcha!
:23:50
No smoking means
no smokin'!
:23:52
Okay, come on, Phil.
:23:54
I'll throw this out
the window, honey.
:23:55
Uh, l-I'm sorry, Mrs. D....
I'm sorry.
:23:57
You should be.
:24:00
It's a nasty, filthy habit.
:24:02
Hey.
:24:03
You can count me in.
:24:04
Really?
:24:05
Let's bring
your old man down.
Oh, great.
:24:08
[people chattering]
:24:09
(boy)
Give me a drink.
:24:10
It's just a great group.
Okay, uh, Tigers.
:24:13
[blowing whistle]
:24:15
Look who's here.
:24:18
I'll give you a hint.
:24:20
Hall of Fame?
:24:22
Chicago Bears?
:24:24
Sammy Sosa?
:24:25
No, no, no.
Come on.
:24:26
No, football.
:24:27
Coached the 1986--
:24:29
'85.
:24:30
Uh, '85 Bears
to a Super Bowl victory?
:24:33
It's Mike Ditka.
:24:34
[people applauding]
Yeah.
:24:36
Do you know Sammy Sosa?
:24:37
Hey, zip it, kid!
:24:39
I'm a coach that knows
about winning.
:24:41
I'm gonna push you guys
like you've never
been pushed before.
:24:45
Some of you are
gonna wish I was dead.
:24:46
It's true.
:24:47
I know it's a weird thought,
but it's true.
:24:49
I eat quitters for breakfast
and I spit out their bones.
:24:52
Delicious.
:24:53
Now this is gonna be
the hardest
most difficult thing
:24:55
you ever attempted
in your entire life.
:24:57
You know what
when it's over--
It will get emotional.