Man of the House
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:37:00
That's one of many things
that you and I will never discuss.

:37:03
You see, you clearly don't know
how to speak to women.

:37:06
I know how to speak to women.
I clearly choose not to.

:37:40
We need to establish
this bathroom at the end of the hall...

:37:43
is a 100% masculine bathroom.
:37:44
From this moment on, it is off-limits to
you people and your foolish undergarments.

:37:49
- You want an egg-white omelette?
- Does that mean no yolks?

:37:51
- No yolks.
- No, thanks.

:37:53
- Want some kamut flakes?
- What?

:37:54
- Ancient grain. Tastes great with soymilk.
- Soymilk.

:38:01
- Who ate all my kamut flakes?
- Not me.

:38:05
What am I,
the Organisation to End World Hunger?

:38:07
This is my cereal.
:38:10
Why do you girls find it necessary
to listen to this constant crap?

:38:15
You don't like vagina music?
:38:16
Do you have to use that word
before I've had my coffee and soymilk?

:38:20
- Vagina.
- Whose?

:38:23
- What did I tell y'all about wearing clothes?
- Jog bras are clothes.

:38:28
That's it.
:38:31
That is it.

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