:17:02
"Let's just confine our passion to local motels
and forget Capistrano. "
:17:13
And then
:17:16
reality set in
in the person of a private detective
:17:20
with the unlikely name of Woodkrutch,
:17:26
and my children
:17:28
were handed over
to my humiliated husband forever.
:17:35
Mr San Giuliano
:17:39
took me on a safari to help me forget things.
:17:44
But I can't forget, no matter how hard I try.
:17:49
Then he met someone else.
:17:52
Stop, Melinda.
:17:55
Why? It only gets worse.
:18:01
So that's pretty much how I got here.
:18:03
My God, that's a sad story.
:18:06
Guy leads her on, causes her to break up
her marriage, then dumps her.
:18:09
I caught him in bed with one of his models.
I mean, who can blame him?
:18:13
She was a 6ft Swede who was a Miss World
runner-up. Her legs started at her chin.
:18:19
See, that's why my film, The Castration
Sonata, puts male sexuality in perspective.
:18:24
It's lucky you didn't have children.
He could have made custody trouble.
:18:29
I always wanted to have children,
but my husband wouldn't hear of it.
:18:33
He couldn't bear having sex with
a pregnant woman for nine months,
:18:36
especially the fat months.
:18:38
- So, what are you gonna do now?
- I'm an art historian.
:18:42
At least, that's what I majored in at Brandeis.
:18:44
And I may be getting offered
a job in an art gallery.
:18:48
It's only cataloguing,
but I'm in no position to turn it down.
:18:51
Anyone for more Ants Climb a Tree
before I throw it out?
:18:54
- I can't eat another bite.
- Dinner was delicious.
:18:57
Sorry about burning the sea bass
and the kitchen curtains.