:15:00
Just do it.
:15:02
I wonder who's moving in.
:15:04
This place is a shoebox!
:15:06
It's a great house, George.
:15:08
We got a satellite, right?
:15:09
Actually, we cover the house,
but amenities are extra.
:15:12
The government pays three grand
for a military toilet seat,
:15:14
but they can't pop for HBO?
:15:16
I can't believe it.
:15:18
Why not send us to the Amish?
:15:20
Because they sent us
to the Mormons.
:15:22
Yeah, same difference.
:15:24
Honestly, no, it's not.
:15:25
Right... because the Amish wear
black shirts and ride in buggies,
:15:29
but the Mormons wear white shirts
and ride bikes.
:15:32
Completely different.
:15:33
Okay. Look, George...
:15:34
I hate that name.
:15:36
Mr. Cheeseman.
:15:37
Worse.
:15:38
This right here is
your first month's stipend.
:15:40
You'll get a few more
until you're on your feet.
:15:43
What do I do for a ride?
:15:46
You'll get that red minivan.
:15:47
Are you kidding me?
:15:48
- I think it's real cute.
- You would.
:15:51
You drove an AMC Pacer when we met.
:15:53
I loved it.
:15:54
I was heartbroken when it got stolen.
:15:55
You still think it got stole?
:15:57
I paid Butch 20 bucks to drive it
into the river.
:16:01
Why are you complaining?
I bought you a new Iroc-Z.
:16:04
Oh!
:16:07
Hi.
I'm Chris Moore.
:16:12
These clowns are stealing my stuff!
:16:14
We're your neighbors.
:16:14
We're just here to help.
:16:16
Oh.
:16:22
Don't break nuthin'.
:16:25
George, you've got to understand
people here are friendlier
:16:29
than what you're normally used to.
:16:31
Yeah, here two days, and no one
has flipped us the bird.
:16:35
I don't want friendly.
:16:36
I just want to be left alone.
:16:52
- Hi.
- Hi.
:16:54
I wanted to welcome you
to the neighborhood.
:16:57
Thank you.
Please come in.
:16:59
Thanks.