Mobsters and Mormons
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1:06:02
Ah, man!
Now I can't keep playing.

1:06:04
Yeah.
That's the point.

1:06:05
But, I didn't shoot you, did I?
Let's go.

1:06:08
Hey, what should I do with this?
1:06:10
Leave the gun;
take the granola.

1:06:17
Punk.
1:06:46
You have fun?
1:06:47
Yeah, I did.
It was great.

1:06:48
It was fun, huh?
1:06:49
Did you see me drinkin' coffee
so the Mormons wouldn't see me?

1:06:53
Yeah, that's not all you was doin'.
1:06:55
See that kid?
1:06:56
Comes around the big boulder
and sees me squattin' there?

1:06:59
The look on his face.
1:07:01
I love it.
1:07:03
You know what?
I got a good idea.

1:07:05
Why don't we go home,
get cleaned up,

1:07:08
and take your ma to dinner?
1:07:10
Yeah, where?
1:07:11
Know where I wish we could go?
Naples. Route 45.

1:07:15
Get a big panzorotti.
1:07:16
Baked or fried?
1:07:18
Who you talking to?
Deep-fried.

1:07:20
Remember?
1:07:21
But you know what?
I'll bet nobody's got no Naples,

1:07:24
and nobody knows nuthin'
about no panzorotti.

1:07:27
Isn't that a sports car?
1:07:29
No. That's a Maserati.
I said panzorotti.

1:07:32
It's like, picture this.
1:07:33
Take a pizza, fold it,
throw meat and cheese inside,

1:07:36
deep fry it, done.
1:07:38
Oh, you mean a calzone?
1:07:39
No. No.
Look at me.

1:07:41
Does it not look like
I know the difference between
a panzorotti and a calzone?

1:07:46
Maybe I don't know the difference.
1:07:48
Bingo! Nathan.
1:07:49
I'll tell you,
today's your lucky day.

1:07:51
You're gonna learn.
1:07:52
Get me an apron; I'll show you
how to make panzorotti.

1:07:55
I'm gonna show you once,
so pay attention.

1:07:57
All right?
1:07:58
All right.
1:07:59
First thing you do,
you turn the dough into crust.


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