:19:03
She's there with you, isn't she?
:19:06
-No.
-Hello, Carol,
:19:09
Hi, Sarah. I was telling Chris it's a shame
I didn't know about this before...
:19:13
...because I could have called
Uncle Chet. We could have doubled.
:19:17
Oh, no.
:19:19
This story is going to be immortalized
into family history, isn't it?
:19:24
Told and retold
at Thanksgiving dinner, year after year,
:19:28
Oh, not just Thanksgiving.
I think it's a good Christmas story too.
:19:32
-Bye, guys,
-Wait.
:19:34
Tell the truth. On a scale of one to 1 0,
how would you rate Dad as a date?
:19:38
Hot, super hot?
:19:47
Don't be mad at me for this, okay?
:19:50
The last time you said that to me
you stole my boyfriend, Danny Shea,
:19:53
l did not steal Danny Shea,
:19:56
-l haven't forgiven you, by the way,
-Stop, He was a terrible kisser,
:20:01
-He kissed just fine with me,
-Okay, Here goes,
:20:05
l went online, pretended l was you,,,
:20:07
,,,and put your profile
on PerfectMatch,com,
:20:13
You're making this up,
:20:15
You can't just sit back
and passively answer,,,
:20:18
,,,other people's ads anymore,
We are on offense,
:20:21
Well, forgive me if l'm a tad gun-shy
after my last date with my father,
:20:25
Come on, at least look at your profile,
:20:29
That's my high school
graduation picture,
:20:31
That's all l had,
That or your wedding photo,
:20:33
''Voluptuous''? Carol!
:20:35
Every woman listed claims
to be at least voluptuous,
:20:39
Some are ''gorgeous inside and out,''
most are ''sexually confident,''
:20:43
''Voluptuous, sensuous DWF seeks
special man to share starlit nights,
:20:48
-Must love dogs,''
-l put that in for you,
:20:50
And yet l'm still pissed,
:20:52
l must have done something right,
You have 1 8 responses,
:20:57
You listened to them, didn't you?
:20:59
l like three, 1 1 and 1 4,
Christine likes two and eight,