Must Love Dogs
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:26:00
lt's okay,
:26:03
Stop that growling!
:26:06
Use your words,
:26:09
Stop, sit,
:26:10
Stop, sit,
:26:12
-Stop, Sit,
-l don't think he knows ''stop'' or ''sit,''

:26:15
-What else have you got?
-Bruno, focus,

:26:18
Roll over and play dead,
:26:22
-Hey, look at that, Look at that,
-That's very impressive,

:26:27
-You Sarah?
-Jake,

:26:30
-Yeah, hi,
-Yeah, Hi,

:26:34
l didn't recognize you
without the cap and gown,

:26:38
Oh, yeah,
:26:39
-Yeah,
-Yeah,

:26:42
-This is really amazing,
-Yeah,

:26:46
lt is, When he plays dead,
he really plays dead,

:26:49
You don't know the half of it,
He can stop his heart like a Sufi mystic,

:26:53
-Does he sleep on a doggy bed of nails?
-As a matter of fact, he does,

:26:56
He feels nothing,
Or perhaps he feels too much,

:27:02
-l think he wants his treat now,
-You think so?

:27:04
While he's playing dead?
lt might ruin the effect,

:27:07
-l don't know, He's your dog,
-He's not, He's my friend Charlie's,

:27:10
-So you're here under false pretenses,
-No, not at all,

:27:13
You said ''must love dogs,''
not ''must own dogs,'' l do love dogs,

:27:17
ln fact, l had one with my ex,
:27:19
She was allergic,
went into anaphylactic shock,

:27:22
So we had to put her down, Dog,
:27:24
Not the wife, l'm kidding about both,
:27:28
This is a beautiful canine
you have here,

:27:31
-Hi,
-Yes, this is Mother Teresa,

:27:35
Yeah, she plays with lepers?
:27:38
Comforts the poor? Yeah,
How long you had her?

:27:41
Technically, she's not really mine,
She's my brother's,

:27:45
l'm shocked and saddened,
:27:49
-False pretenses,
-Well, we are related, She's family,

:27:52
And l do really love dogs,
and my ex was allergic also,

:27:56
Yes, he often had
''anaphyphlectic'' shock,

:27:59
You're making that up,

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