:59:01
You really want to give it
one more shot with me? Why?
:59:04
Are you kidding me? You're this whole
new style, this whole new system,
:59:08
Vivid grammar of eroticism,
:59:09
A completely unique constellation
of attributes. My Halley's comet.
:59:13
Do you write this stuff down?
:59:15
No, that actually came out
of my head,
:59:17
Sometimes l use notes,
:59:20
Hold on, Someone's at the door,
:59:24
-Dolly, what a surprise,
-l'm in trouble, Sarah, l need help,
:59:29
Hello? Sarah, is everything okay? Sarah.
:59:32
She can't talk now,
lt's an emergency,
:59:37
lt's Jeremy from San Diego, He's here,
:59:44
-l don't see why this is a problem,
-Well, for one thing, you are 1 7, and she's--
:59:49
-Forty-one,
-Yeah, but those are just numbers,
:59:52
Look at Justin Timberlake
and Cameron Diaz,
:59:54
She's gotta be what, 1 00?
:59:56
Oh, come on, Jeremy, be nice,
She's probably the same age as me,
1:00:00
Some people go their whole lives
looking for their soul mate,
1:00:03
And l found mine when l was 1 5,
Sue me,
1:00:06
Fifteen? You said you were 1 7,
1:00:10
-Dude, it is so not cool to lie to me,
-l'm sorry,
1:00:14
l didn't think you'd take me seriously
if you thought l was a kid,
1:00:17
Of course l take you seriously,
1:00:19
You're a wonderful boy, honey,
And we can always be friends,
1:00:24
But just friends, You know that,
1:00:30
-Okay,
-And there's something else,
1:00:35
l'm not really 41 ,
1:00:39
l'm 43,
1:00:44
Do your homework,
1:00:55
l couldn't bring myself to go over 50,
lt wouldn't have been fair to him,