:03:00
-Pass.
-Pass.
:03:02
Armando saw how things were.
:03:04
He's doing well in the cannery.
:03:06
He's doing well with the girls.
He's got loads of them in Paris.
:03:11
Well, Paris is Paris.
La liberte.
:03:14
-And la fraternite.
-And la charcuterie.
:03:16
La charcuterie?
:03:18
In Paris,
:03:20
people kiss in the streets,
screwdriver kisses,
:03:23
in the middle of the street.
:03:25
They kiss in taxis,
on the bus, in the subway.
:03:29
The last time Armando came,
:03:30
he told us how often
he scored, remember?
:03:33
But that's in Paris.
It would be impossible here.
:03:36
I think the only way to score
with a woman is to let her talk.
:03:40
Apart from that, if Armando sees
a stunner on the Rue St. Honore,
:03:45
or somewhere like that,
:03:47
he says,
Comment ca va, cherie?,
:03:49
and the next minute,
"What color is your underwear?"
:03:53
Then he says,
:03:55
because those things
are normal over there,
:03:58
"Salmon, cream, white, black, blue?"
:04:01
And if she says blue,
which is bleu in French,
:04:04
Armando asks her,
"What shade of bleu?"
:04:07
"Nanking bleu, royal bleu,
navy bleu, sky bleu?"
:04:11
And if she answers sky bleu
:04:13
Armando says,
"Me permettez vous..."
:04:17
What?
:04:18
"...give you a pair of sky blue panties
with a matching bra?"
:04:22
What's she going to say?
Yes, obviously.
:04:25
And it's not as if Armando
were Marlon Brando.
:04:29
-He's like us.
-Worse.
:04:32
He never scored here.
:04:34
Nobody scores here.
:04:36
But there is there
and here is here.
:04:39
And there, it's France, Paris,
:04:41
Notre Dame, La Boheme,
:04:44
the Moulin Rouge, Pigalle.
:04:49
Talking of pairs...