:11:00
Technically, Mr. Anderson,
that's not a conversation.
:11:05
All right, here's one for you,
I'll see you in detention.
:11:07
- But I...
- And you, too.
:11:09
- Me?
- Yes, you.
:11:11
- Her name's Randa.
- Yes, of course it is.
:11:15
All right.
:11:16
Which brings us
to the principal of parallel construction.
:11:20
Namely, that expressions
that are similar in content and function...
:11:23
Sorry, Randa.
:11:29
It's unfortunate that we both have detention
with Mr. Anderson...
:11:32
but on the other hand,
it's only going to prolong our day together.
:11:37
- Hey, Arab chick, you wanna buy a gun?
- Get lost you unkempt miscreant!
:11:45
Stay away from Kenny, the arms dealer.
:11:49
It's kids like him that give
this great nation of ours a bad name.
:11:52
You are very wise, Kimberly.
I am most fortunate to have met you.
:11:57
Randa, that's so sweet. Come on.
:12:03
You know, Brit, I was watching girls go by
in their convertibles...
:12:08
I'd say about 75% to 85% of them
were what we call beautiful.
:12:14
- But you want to know a secret?
- What?
:12:19
They're ugly on the inside, not like you.
:12:25
You're special.
Your kind of beauty lasts forever.
:12:40
- Hi!
- Barry, get off me!
:12:45
Randa, this is Barry.
:12:46
Barry's technically my boyfriend,
except I don't like him.
:12:50
So, Kimberly, Trevor McNeill
has the funniest shit on his locker.
:12:55
It's this poster with all these reasons
why beer is better than a woman.
:12:58
One of the reasons was: