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For Team 33 News,
this is Emily Klein in Beverly Hills.
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Okay, cut.
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That was fucking great!
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You were so fucking good!
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I can't believe this is happening.
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How are we going to afford a lawyer,
on what we make?
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What kind of a country are we living in
when a trio of little tramps...
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can besmirch an innocent man's name
with completely fabricated accusations?
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Wow, that was really good use
of the word besmirch.
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Thank you.
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Guys, what would you say if I told you
I got a lawyer?
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I mean a great lawyer.
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Really smart guy,
he's like a borderline genius.
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And I think I can get him to do it for free,
a nominal fee, at most.
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Okay, who?
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Me, Perc. I'm talking about me.
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Roger, this isn't a joke, okay?
This is my life.
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I need a real lawyer,
not a high-school Law teacher.
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Okay, look,
what you seem to be forgetting is that...
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I'm not just a high-school Law teacher,
all right?
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I passed the Bar in '96.
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So, technically, I'm licensed to practice law
in the State of California.
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I understand, Roger.
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Technically, you can practice law,
but you're not a practicing lawyer.
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No, I'm not,
but I'll be better than a public defender.
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What I lack in experience,
you know I'll make up for with insight.
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I know you, I know the school,
and I know these girls.
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Look at me, man, I'm your guy.
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I don't... What's the point?
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Nobody's going to believe me.
I'm never gonna beat this.
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What kind of attitude is that?
I already have a foolproof strategy.
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I saw this in a movie once, all right?
Look, we say one of your arms is dead...
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useless. Then, at a crucial point in the trial,
I throw a jar at you...
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and you catch it with your other hand,
thus proving your innocence.
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You are an idiot.
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Which arm do we say is dead?