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S- Spelling error.
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So you're telling me
that Roy McCormick...
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wants to coach here?
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Am I gettin' Punk'd?
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Roy's gonna work
with your team.
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They're gonna be coached
by the best of the best...
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for absolutely-
wait for it- no charge.
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Yeah, I wanna give back to the community.
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You know, here's where I found
my first true love, which is basketball.
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Well, teamwork.
So I guess that's two loves.
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- Two loves.
- Mm-hmm.
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That was very inspiring, Coach.
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Well, uh, gosh, gentlemen.
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I guess-
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Follow me.
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People. Apparently...
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some of you have tried
to circumvent school policy...
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and hire a new head coach
on your own.
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Well, I'm impressed.
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Without further ado,
please welcome your new head coach.
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Wow.
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They're really short.
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Yeah, they're 13.
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All right, well,
good luck, kids.
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And, uh,
behave yourself.
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Oh, we will.
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I was talking to him.
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Coach Roy, I'm a big fan.
I've seen all your commercials.
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A couple things
I should warn you about.
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Ralph here, for instance,
when he gets nervous, he pukes.
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- You my assistant head coach?
- Real honor working with you.
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Yeah, I appreciate it. Well, uh, why don't
you run and fetch me a patty melt?
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Maybe one with your arms
around the kids having fun?
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Yeah, sure thing.