:26:00
- Merry Christmas, bitches.
- Hey, Collins.
:26:03
- Your keys.
- Yeah, 14 hours later.
:26:06
What the hell happened to you?
Are you all right?
:26:09
I've never been better. Here.
:26:11
Oh, hi.
:26:12
- "Oh, hi." After seven months?
- I'm sorry.
:26:16
You know what you need?
This boy could use...
:26:20
...some Stoli.
- This is a complete Christmas feast.
:26:24
- Thank you.
- You struck gold at MIT.
:26:27
No.
:26:29
They expelled me for my theory
of actual reality.
:26:33
One for you. One for you.
:26:35
Oh, wait.
:26:37
For me.
:26:39
So I came back home.
Merry Christmas.
:26:42
- Cheers.
- Welcome home.
:26:46
I got a teaching gig at NYU.
:26:48
Oh, so that's how you can afford
to splurge on us.
:26:50
No. Sit down.
:26:54
Gentlemen, our benefactor
On this Christmas day
:26:58
Whose charity is only matched
By talent, I must say
:27:02
A new member of the Alphabet City
Avant-garde
:27:06
Angel Dumott Schunard
:27:19
Today for you
Tomorrow for me
:27:27
Today for you
Tomorrow for me
:27:30
- And you should hear her beat
- You earned this on the street?
:27:33
It was my lucky day today
On Avenue A
:27:37
When a lady in a limousine
Drove my way
:27:40
She said, "Darling, be a dear
Haven't slept in a year
:27:44
I need your help to make my
Neighbor's yappy dog disappear
:27:48
This Akita, Evita, just won't shut up
I believe if you play nonstop
:27:54
That pup will breathe its very last
High-strung breath
:27:59
I'm certain that cur
Will bark itself to death"