:55:00
My man, I don't think
this is the job for you.
:55:03
Why? Now, I know
I can handle the job.
:55:06
- Now, just-You haven't even seen-
- Curtis. Curtis.
:55:08
Quality control engineer
is just a fancy way of saying janitor.
:55:13
I'm looking for a janitor...
:55:15
and the last I checked,
you don't need a degree to mop.
:55:19
Sorry, brother.
:55:22
Yeah.
:55:30
Excuse me.
How much does it pay?
:55:36
- Oh, Naps, like this.
- Hey, yo, pass the chips.
:55:39
- X, can I play?
- No. Go play with your Barbies or something.
:55:42
- I'm telling Dad you won't let me play with you.
- So?
:55:47
- "I'm telling Daddy you
won't let me play with you. "
- Bye.
:55:50
That's why I can't be no older brother,
man. Just too much stress.
:55:53
That's why I'm happy my mama
got her tubes tied, you know?
:55:56
So are we.
:55:58
Yeah, I like that one.
I like that one.
:56:00
- 'Cause he's funny-looking.
- Ain't that a blip, Boo?
:56:03
No, no. Better yet,
ain't that some lips, Boo?
:56:07
Because I know your charcoal butt
ain't tryin to bag on somebody.
:56:11
He walkin' around here
lookin' like a skid mark.
:56:13
I don't look like
no skid mark, Junior.
:56:16
I know- I know you're
not laughing, half-breed.
:56:18
Yeah, that's right.
'Cause you all mixed up.
:56:20
He don't know if he want
a sweet potato pie or pumpkin pie.
:56:23
Barry White or the Bee Gees.
:56:26
Look at you, lookin' like
a white boy with sprinkles.
:56:28
Get off me, man.
:56:30
Get off me, man! Naps,
aren't you Puerto Rican, huh?
:56:34
- Aren't you supposed to have good hair?
- Mm-hmm.
:56:37
What is this, man?
:56:39
You're a disgrace to your race.
His hair's so nappy...
:56:42
when he comb, it sounds
like he's biting an apple.
:56:47
Oh, your daddy mad. Your daddy
don't claim you, do he?
:56:49
Little baby crying, and,
"Poquito, Jesucristo. "
:56:53
Ah, my hand's stuck.
Somebody help me.
:56:55
Mine too. Hold up!
:56:57
Hey!
:56:59
I do have good hair.