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- Forgive me, Father,
for I have sinned.
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It has been one week
since my last confession,
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I took the Lord's name in vain
211 times.
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Ahhh!
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Ugh... Oh, God damn it.
:00:45
I had 22 impure thoughts.
:00:51
Oof!
:00:52
I contemplated murder.
- Murder?
:00:55
- Only in thought, Father,
only in thought.
:01:01
Get back here, you bastards!
:01:03
- Surely there must be
some self-abuse, my son.
:01:11
- I have committed
22 sins of the flesh.
:01:14
- Ahem. You're a pervert.
:01:15
You're not even making an appearance
in purgatory with that record.
:01:19
- Really? I had no idea.
:01:22
- Ah... I'm not even sure
I have the power to forgive you.
:01:25
- Please, Father. I'll try harder.
:01:27
- Harder? That's the problem.
:01:30
You should talk to a priest,
not me, kid.
:01:47
- I can't believe
I actually told them
:01:49
that I'd abused myself 22 times
in the last week.
:01:52
- 22 times?
:01:54
And I thought I was going to hell.
:01:58
Is it Grace or Gracie
for your grandmother?