:04:02
We get there,
and, you know, we think
it's gonna be awesome...
:04:05
and it is not as cool
as it sounds like
it would be, man.
:04:09
It's kind of gross.
Yeah.
:04:11
You think,
"A woman fucking a horse"...
:04:13
and you get there
and it's...
:04:15
a woman fucking a horse.
Yeah.
:04:17
It was really
giving it to her.
:04:19
And you know what...
:04:20
to be honest, I felt
bad for her. We all
just felt bad for her.
:04:23
Yeah.
Kind of felt bad
for the horse.
:04:24
Wow, that's something.
So what did you get up to?
:04:29
You know, I just kind
of hung out. I was...
:04:32
God, Friday,
when I went home...
:04:34
I really wanted
an egg-salad sandwich.
:04:36
And I was just obsessing
about it and I was like:
:04:38
"Man, I'm gonna
make one of those."
:04:40
So Saturday I went out
and I got, like,
a dozen eggs...
:04:44
and I boiled them all
and then I just...
:04:47
I spent, I don't know,
probably three hours...
:04:52
like, three-and-a-half hours
making...
:04:53
you know, the mayonnaise
and the onions and paprika...
:04:57
and, you know,
all the accoutrement.
:05:00
And then, by the time
I was done...
:05:01
I just really didn't feel
like eating it.
:05:03
I can imagine.
And I didn't have any bread.
:05:06
So, you know,
it was pretty good.
It was a good weekend.
:05:10
Sounds pretty awesome.
Yeah, it was fine.
:05:12
Sounds really fun.
:05:15
Cool.
Cool.
:05:16
Cool, cool.
:05:21
Hey, Paula.
Yeah.
:05:23
I gotta tell you something.
I'm really excited about it.
:05:25
For the first time today,
I woke up...
:05:29
I came to the store,
and I feel confident
to say to you...
:05:33
that if you don't take
this Michael McDonald DVD...
:05:36
that you've been playing
for two years straight, off...
:05:38
I'm going to kill everyone
in the store...
:05:40
and put a bullet
in my brain.
:05:42
David, what do you suggest
we play?
I don't care. Anything.
:05:46
I would rather watch
Beautician and the Beast.
:05:49
I would rather listen
to Fran Drescher
for eight hours...
:05:51
than have to listen
to Michael McDonald.
:05:53
Nothing against him,
but if I hear Yah Mo B There
one more time...
:05:57
I'm gonna yah mo
burn this place
to the ground.
:05:59
You're such a smart ass.
Get back on the floor.