The 40 Year Old Virgin
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:23:02
Come on, man.
:23:03
**[J.O.D.D. playing]
:23:12
Wow, this is
pretty crowded.

:23:15
Yeah. Well,
it's $9 beer night.

:23:19
Okay, look now.
:23:21
So, this is
what's about to happen,
all right?

:23:23
You about to go run down
some drunk chicks, all right?

:23:26
And don't confuse
that with tipsy.
We talking about drunk.

:23:28
I want vomit in the hair,
bruised-up knees.

:23:30
A broken heel is a plus.
:23:32
That's what you
want to find, okay?

:23:34
No, Dave already told me
I didn't have to have sex
tonight.

:23:36
And now he's gone, so...
:23:38
Dude, just stop thinking
for a minute, all right?

:23:40
You ain't got to think
on this one.

:23:41
All you got to do
is use your instinct.

:23:43
Show me your instincts.
:23:45
My head, my heart.
I follow my heart.

:23:48
Now, I'm gonna show you this
one time, all right?

:23:50
Instincts.
Show me your instincts.

:23:54
Show me your instincts.
They're right here.

:23:56
Own your instincts.
:23:58
All you doing
is using your instinct.
That's it.

:24:01
That's how a tiger know
he got to tackle a gazelle.

:24:04
There's a code
written in his DNA.

:24:06
It says,
"Tackle the gazelle."
Okay.

:24:08
And believe it or not,
in every man, there's
a code written that says:

:24:11
"Tackle drunk bitches."
No.

:24:13
You know what,
I don't feel comfortable...

:24:18
hitting on drunk "bitches,"
you know.

:24:20
I don't think that's right.
:24:21
Okay, hold up.
:24:23
First of all,
you making it out to be
some kind of bad thing.

:24:26
I didn't use bitches
in a derogatory sense.
You did.

:24:28
It just does...
This doesn't feel right.

:24:30
Of course it don't feel right.
What has felt right for you
didn't work.

:24:33
You need to try
some wrong, dawg.

:24:38
Okay, how do I tell
which ones are drunk?

:24:40
Now you're talking.
All right, check this out.

:24:42
You see this redhead
over here?
Where?

:24:44
With the big old titties.
I'm not gonna
stare at a woman.

:24:47
Dawg, I'm not telling you
to stare at nobody.

:24:50
I'm telling you to use
your peripherals.
Now look at me.

:24:53
See. Look. See?
Yeah.

:24:55
I'm not looking at you.
:24:57
No. I'm looking at...
You're looking at her?


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