:54:00
I want to have
lots of sexy sex with you.
:54:05
I want to touch
your big, fat noodle...
:54:09
'cause I want to have
naughty intercourse with you.
:54:13
I want you to put
your penis on,
I mean, in me, Andy.
:54:17
I want to do lots of,
lots of sexy...
:54:21
hot things with you. Shit.
:54:24
This really isn't working,
Andy.
I don't know what to say...
:54:27
because I am you.
:54:29
[Exclaiming]
:54:31
(Andy)
Okay. New tape.
:54:35
Nothing is ever good enough
and it's always our fault.
:54:38
Hey, you can't speak
to your mother like that.
:54:39
You do.
She's not my mother.
:54:45
[Traffic humming]
:54:46
I heard Dave gave you
the box of porn.
:54:49
Yeah, he did.
:54:52
You ever watch, like,
Primetime Live...
:54:54
when they take a black light
into a hotel room...
:54:56
and show you all the semen
all over the bedspread?
:54:59
Yeah.
:55:00
You blind someone
with that box.
:55:03
Could see that thing
from space.
:55:09
This right here,
you looking at
the Bentley of big screen TVs.
:55:11
I'm talking about,
this is the Rolls-Royce
of big screen...
:55:14
[exclaiming]
:55:15
Sometimes,
I think these butterflies
are in here.
:55:18
I think he might be
fooling us all, though.
:55:20
Really?
:55:21
I actually think he might be,
like, some genius...
:55:23
and this is like
some big, like, hilarious...
:55:26
Like he's bored at work
and he just wanted to
kick up some shit...
:55:29
so he told us all
he's a virgin.
:55:30
You're seeing that
a lot of stuff
that's not there.
:55:32
You're just projecting
all over him.
:55:34
He might be an idiot savant...
:55:36
but he's not, like,
clever enough to go that deep.
:55:39
But he's got a great body.
:55:41
Would you fuck him?
In a New York minute.
:55:43
You would fuck him?
Absolutely.
:55:47
Hey, Andy, what are you doing
for lunch?
:55:49
I don't know.
I have a turkey sandwich.
:55:51
We're gonna go around
the corner. I think you should
come with us.
:55:54
There's this great place.
A lot of cute girls.
:55:57
I don't know. Okay.