The 40 Year Old Virgin
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:08:00
Wow. You got to be kidding.
:08:02
I am Aquaman.
:08:06
What is that?
:08:12
[Grunting]
:08:17
[Coughing]
:08:23
[Condom bursts]
:08:24
[Yelps]
:08:26
Mom?
:08:27
[Marla exclaiming]
:08:28
What's going on here?
:08:29
Who the hell are you?
It's Andy.

:08:31
Hi, I'm Andy.
:08:32
God! What are you doing?
:08:34
Marla, get the fuck
out of my room!

:08:36
You know what...
:08:37
I cannot believe
that you're allowed
to have sex when I'm not!

:08:40
That is so unfair.
I'm gonna head out.

:08:42
(Trish)
You should go.

:08:43
Oh, Jesus!
How many times
did you just do it?

:08:46
Oh, my God!
:08:47
[Groaning]
:08:49
I'm so sorry.
:08:58
Dude, teach me.
:09:10
(man)
Hotline.

:09:11
Hi, yes, I'm calling
because it's more than
four hours...

:09:15
and your ad said to call
if it's been more than
four hours.

:09:18
How much of the medicine
have you taken, sir?

:09:20
I haven't taken any,
but your ad said...

:09:23
that if you've had
an erection for more than
four hours, you call.

:09:27
You're only supposed to call
if you've taken the medicine.

:09:31
Okay. I'm sorry.
I must not have
heard that part.

:09:34
Yes. If you haven't taken
the medicine, you don't call.

:09:37
Right. I'm sorry. Right.
:09:39
So, there's nothing
you can do?

:09:42
I just don't wanna...
There's nothing I can do.

:09:44
I'm in Bombay, India.
:09:45
Okay. No, not you personally.
I just don't want...

:09:48
I just don't want
to have an erection anymore.

:09:50
[Laughs]
:09:51
You know,
you could have sex.

:09:53
Okay. Yup.
:09:55
That's one thing people do
when they have an erection.

:09:59
Yeah, that's not an option.
I don't have sex.


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