The 40 Year Old Virgin
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:22:02
I'm very happy for you.
Thanks. She's great.

:22:05
Are you still a virgin?
:22:08
You know, I don't really...
:22:09
talk about my personal life.
You're a virgin.

:22:11
Yes, I am.
Yeah.

:22:14
My door is always open.
:22:16
So to speak.
Great.

:22:19
Great. Thank you.
:22:21
I'm very discreet.
:22:26
But I'll haunt your dreams.
:22:30
Okay.
Okay.

:22:32
[Sniffing]
:22:37
Wow.
:22:40
So who's gonna take my job?
Cal will be
taking over your job.

:22:45
And he's interviewing people
right now...

:22:46
for his old job.
:22:48
So, have you ever worked
with electronics before?

:22:50
No.
No?

:22:51
But I have electronics
in my home.

:22:56
Perfect. That's the job
pretty much.
You're very well-qualified.

:23:00
More than these other losers.
:23:02
[Laughs]
:23:03
I could do that...
Wait, last thing.

:23:06
I'm also gonna need that
extended warranty on it...

:23:08
for the price of
"on the house."

:23:12
That I can't do.
:23:14
Hey, don't be a Negro.
Be my nigger. All right?
Help me out.

:23:17
Hold up.
I ain't nobody's nigger.

:23:20
I mean, you're somebody's nigger
wearing this nigger tie.

:23:22
Now you being condescending.
:23:24
See, you've been warned,
all right?
Just move forward amicably.

:23:28
Okay. Well, check this out.
:23:29
First of all, you're throwing
too many big words at me.

:23:31
Okay, now because
I don't understand them...

:23:33
I'm gonna take them
as disrespect.

:23:35
Watch your mouth,
and help me with the sale.

:23:37
Okay, see,
now you found yourself
a nigger.

:23:40
You were looking for a nigger?
Nigger here now. See?

:23:43
Today's forecast:
Dark and cloudy,
and chance of drive-by.

:23:46
You want to go?
I suggest you move back.

:23:48
Then, nig, fire on.
:23:50
What are we gonna do?
:23:52
What are you gonna do,
Mr. Floor Manager?

:23:56
Go, get them, tiger.
:23:57
This shit just got rigged.
:23:59
What are you gonna do, bitch?
I'll tell you what.


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