The 40 Year Old Virgin
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:34:00
Shut up, Seth.
We went to temple.

:34:02
Okay,
are there any virgins here...

:34:04
who are thinking about
having sex for the first time?

:34:08
Oh.
:34:09
Wait. So you're
a virgin?

:34:12
[Snickers]
:34:14
I'd tap that.
Oh, yeah, you'd "tap that"?

:34:17
Seth, what, you think
you're cool
with your little Jew fro?

:34:20
We don't say, "tap that."
What are you talking about,
Seth?

:34:23
You know what,
I'm a virgin, too.

:34:26
[People laughing]
:34:28
That's...
:34:29
We're virgins, too.
Yeah.

:34:33
No, you know what,
it's a personal choice...

:34:36
and I don't think
it's weird at all.

:34:37
You know what
your problem is?

:34:38
You're putting the pussy
on a pedestal.

:34:40
That's the second time
I've heard that.

:34:42
What is the
"pussy on a pedestal" thing?

:34:44
Okay, I can't listen
to anymore of this,
'cause it's making me sick.

:34:48
So, bye.
:34:49
You can get this information
on your website, right?

:34:51
(Judith)
Yes.
Thanks.
Nice meeting everybody.

:34:53
Any other questions?
:34:54
Do you have any
extra-large condoms?

:34:56
Seth, you got
a tiny penis.

:35:01
[Sighing]
:35:02
So, I made that all up
to help you out.

:35:07
No, you didn't.
:35:09
But thank you
for doing that.

:35:15
How can you tell?
:35:17
Well, you know, I go to school
with, like, 400 guys...

:35:20
who are all trying
to have sex.

:35:21
And, yeah,
so I can tell who's done it.

:35:23
Of course.
:35:24
And you really haven't?
No, I really haven't.

:35:28
Please don't tell your mom,
okay?

:35:30
Yeah, I won't.
Thanks.

:35:32
But when are you
gonna tell her?

:35:36
Believe me,
I'm working on it.

:35:39
I am working on it.
:35:44
Do you have any weed?
:35:47
Yeah.
You do have some.

:35:48
Can spare any
or is it all spoken for?

:35:51
I mean, like what
are we talking? Are we...

:35:53
Just enough to get me
baked for like a week.

:35:56
That's a lot of weed.
:35:57
Yeah, I am taking vacation
next week, so...

:35:59
Where are you going?
I'm not going anywhere.


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