:36:01
I'll stay in my apartment.
Just getting baked?
:36:03
I want to be baked
the whole time.
:36:04
Watch TV,
I'll probably re-watch Gandhi.
:36:07
Gandhi baked is good.
Yes, isn't it?
:36:09
I always feel bad
when I watch it baked...
:36:11
'cause I get really hungry
and I'm eating a lot...
:36:13
and poor Gandhi is...
:36:14
fucking starving his ass off.
Starving, I know.
:36:16
**[music playing on TV]
:36:19
Sounds good.
Yeah.
:36:21
I'm going to take her
to capacity.
Are you okay with that?
:36:24
Give it a shot.
:36:25
Freak! Oh, yeah!
:36:29
Michael McDonald, man,
I haven't heard this in years.
:36:32
Yeah, I haven't heard it
in like 48 minutes.
:36:35
If I get the set,
will you throw in the DVD?
:36:37
You don't get the set.
I'll throw in the DVD.
:36:40
I'll take it.
:36:41
Really?
Yeah.
:36:44
Y'all want to see
something beautiful?
Come here.
:36:46
You want to see the most
beautiful thing in the world?
Check this out.
:36:50
This is my baby right here.
That's my baby's dick
right there.
:36:54
Looks like a poltergeist.
:36:56
That is his foot.
:36:57
Look at his dick.
That's not even four months.
:37:00
Extrapolate that.
:37:01
By the time he's 30,
what's gonna happen?
:37:04
Yo, Andy! Come check this out,
dawg.
:37:06
Is this the movie about babies
that are geniuses?
:37:09
No, this is my child, dude.
Jill is pregnant.
:37:11
That's yours?
(Jay)
Yeah.
:37:12
That's why she broke up
with me in the first place...
:37:14
'cause she just thought
that I wouldn't be
a good father...
:37:17
in light of the fact that
I'd be cheating on her
all the time.
:37:19
But she got over all that.
It's cool now.
:37:21
Congratulations, man.
That is great.
:37:23
We having
a party tonight, Andy...
:37:25
and I really want you
to be there, man.
:37:26
We celebrating and I
really, really want you
to be there.
:37:29
It looks like
the Doppler radar.
:37:32
Can you believe that?
:37:33
This child
ain't even four months old.
:37:34
He ain't four months old yet.
Look at what he's packing.
:37:37
Everybody dick looks big
on 60-inch TV.
:37:39
My sister's dick looks big
on TV, okay?
:37:43
Oh, my God,
this guy, Eric Gilliland...
:37:46
he has bought, like,
15 of these.
Really?
:37:49
Yeah, I think he likes
action figures even more
than you.
:37:52
That is impossible.
I think so.
:37:55
Andy, the way these things
are flying off your shelf...
:37:58
you know, I think you
could actually make like...