The 40 Year Old Virgin
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[Laughing]
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He going to be all right?
No, I don't think he is.

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Cal's a good guy.
Yeah, he's a great guy.

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It's so funny, because,
you know...

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when I first met him
and I thought you were
cute at the store...

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he told me you were gay.
I'm not gay.

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Cal says that I'm gay because
he has a real problem...

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with his own gayness.
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But seriously, I'm going
to lay it out for you,
right now.

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I was a little reticent
to come over and talk to you.

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You're very pretty
and you seem very nice.
The truth is...

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I dated this woman,
let me rephrase that,
I dated this whore...

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who stomped
all over my heart.

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And it's just taking me
a little while to kind of...

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you know,
get back in the game.

:45:41
Oh, my God. Say no more.
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My last boyfriend Sal junior,
is a scum bag.

:45:45
I would totally pay people
to have him killed.

:45:48
That's how much I fucking hate
that damn scum bag.

:45:50
God, you're fucking awesome.
You too.

:45:54
Hey, you!
:45:58
Hey.
Hey.

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How you doing?
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Much better,
now that I'm talking to you.

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Hey, lookie,
I can see through your shirt.

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Nice.
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So, you think we should...
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take this party
to my apartment or what?

:46:17
I am RSVPing "yes."
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Hope you have a big trunk
because I'm putting my bike
in it.

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Yeah, let's go!
:46:36
Mom, I left my phone somewhere
and I...

:46:39
Thank you.
:46:42
What's the matter?
Where is Andy?

:46:45
We had a big fight, just...
Oh, Mom.

:46:49
He just
stormed out of here.

:46:51
What happened?
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Well, I just...
Wait a minute,
I thought you hated him.

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I don't hate him. I mean,
he does do magic, but...

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you know, he's a big dork...

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