The 40 Year Old Virgin
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:57:01
[Car horn honking]
:57:03
Get the fuck out of the road,
virgin!

:57:07
Shut up, you fucking jerk!
:57:09
No, that's okay.
That's all right. Sorry.

:57:13
You know what...
:57:15
for so long I thought
that there was something
wrong with me...

:57:18
because it had
never happened, but...

:57:23
I realize now that it was
just because
I was waiting for you.

:57:52
This was some wedding.
How could they afford it?

:57:54
Dude sells his toys and makes
like a half a million dollars.

:57:58
It's crazy, right?
That's fucking crazy.

:58:00
We're gonna get
some fucking toys.

:58:02
We are all so happy for you.
:58:05
I am delighted
to say these words.

:58:08
Andy...
:58:10
you may kiss the bride.
:58:16
[People exclaiming]
:58:23
[Cheering]
:58:25
And for God's sake,
consummate the thing.

:58:33
No! Stop it.
I have the key.

:58:40
[Exclaims]
:58:43
I'm not gonna be done
buffing the marble...

:58:45
for about a half an hour,
but...

:58:47
you can come in and sit down
if you want...

:58:50
or wait in the lobby.
It's okay.

:58:52
It's up to you.
:58:57
**[humming]

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