:16:01
Closest thing to law enforcement
in Hazzard County.
:16:05
Rosco's been after the Duke boys
since they started walking.
:16:09
Of course, some people say
the boys' first steps...
:16:12
... landed right on the sheriff's
last nerve.
:16:30
Dukes. Just once you two
ought to try leaving a place...
:16:33
...in better shape
than it was when you walked in.
:16:36
Oh, I think your boss can afford
to replace a few broken beer mugs.
:16:41
I heard there was
a little incident earlier...
:16:44
...concerning a certain crappy
orange hot rod out at the Miller farm.
:16:50
Y'all really upset some
of them construction boys.
:16:53
When I got there, they were not being
gentle with your beloved piece of crap.
:16:58
What'd you do, Rosco?
:17:01
I can't say she's gonna be in real good
racing shape for the rally this weekend.
:17:10
You watch yourself, hillbilly boy.
:17:12
Come on, boys. My shift's over.
I'll take you over to Cooter's.
:17:17
Come on.
:17:42
Jefferson Davis Hogg...
:17:44
... the meanest man
in Hazzard County.
:17:48
He's canny as a fox,
tough as a badger...
:17:53
... and crooked as a hillbilly's smile.
:17:59
Well, Rosco.