1:11:00
You do that, could be very bad
for Jesse and Pauline's health.
1:11:07
Hogg, you lay one hand on them...
1:11:09
...and I'll shove a apple in your mouth
and my foot up your ass.
1:11:12
Well, you bring the Vaseline.
1:11:14
We'll make it a party.
1:11:16
You two boys stay out of Hazzard,
and I mean it this time.
1:11:20
- Where you think they got them?
- I don't know.
1:11:23
- Hogg's never gone this far before.
- You ready to go that far?
1:11:27
Cousin, I'm always ready
to go that far.
1:11:44
What are we doing here?
This is Derek Sheevington's place.
1:11:47
Yeah. Pretty good chance this is gonna
get ugly, so we're gonna drop you here.
1:11:51
He got caught drinking
out of the toilet in the girls' bathroom.
1:11:55
I know, I know. But we're gonna need
you girls to work with him.
1:11:59
Oh, good God.
1:12:03
Why, Katie Johnson, is that you?
1:12:06
Boy, you filled out real nice.
1:12:08
Yeah. You filled out
real nice too, Sheev.
1:12:11
What's going on, Sheev? Looks like
we're gonna need some of those toys.
1:12:15
Leave them two girls here,
I'll give you anything you want.
1:12:19
Come on in. I'll put a stew on.
1:12:31
- Hazzard County Police Department.
- Enos, this is Boss Hogg.
1:12:35
Me and Rosco are over
at the Duke place.
1:12:38
- If anybody wants us, we'll be here.
- Well, that's mighty consid...
1:12:44
Rosco, I'm going over
and join the governor at the rally.
1:12:49
Do not be late
going to the courthouse.
1:12:52
Boss, how come you told old Enos there
where we was at?
1:12:59
You remember the time
we tried to fix the rodeo?