:23:00
Very good.
:23:02
For those of you who don't know
who I am, I'm Paul Crewe.
:23:04
I'm gonna be your coach,
your captain, your quarterback.
:23:08
You haven't played in years.
Why can't I be quarterback?
:23:11
- You're right. Let's see what you got.
- All right.
:23:13
- Hit me, I'm open.
- Hike, hike! Hike!
:23:15
That's why.
Now, sit down and shut up.
:23:17
It slipped. I just ate popcorn.
:23:19
Question: Any of you gentlemen
ever play football before?
:23:23
- You did? Where?
- Kansas State.
:23:25
Are you shitting me?
For Coach Snyder?
:23:28
Kansas State Prison.
:23:30
Now, I hear they have
the softest mattresses out there.
:23:33
Yeah, they do.
:23:35
Not as soft as the ones
at West Texas Mental Institution.
:23:37
- Really?
- Let's finish this conversation later.
:23:40
For now, I wanna see
what you got out there.
:23:43
We'll grade them
on a scale of one to ten.
:23:45
Move it! Hustle, hustle, hustle!
:23:48
Give these guys sixes.
Give these guys fives.
:23:51
Good. Good.
Give them threes.
:23:53
Very nice!
:23:56
- Aren't we missing somebody?
- Where's the Kansas State guy?
:24:01
You assholes better not cut me!
I'm still on this team!
:24:06
Negative two.
:24:07
All right, go with negative two.
:24:09
Hey! Somebody bring me
a Diet Coke!
:24:12
- Let's do this!
- That's it!
:24:15
Five.
:24:17
Good. Seven.
:24:19
Stupid tire! You're a fricking tire!
:24:22
You think you're better than me?!
I'll kick your ass!
:24:26
Three.
:24:29
And a half?
:24:31
Yeah. That's better.
:24:33
Okay. Good.
:24:35
Yeah. Hit that bag, man.
There you go, man.
:24:38
Four.
:24:41
- Five. I don't know.
- I go.
:24:43
Come on, Switowski!
:24:46
Daddy!
:24:50
Oh, man!
:24:51
- Look at that.
- He got it off the hinge.
:24:53
- I think that's a ten.
- Let's go with a ten.
:24:56
I'm sorry. I "brokeded" your toy.
:24:59
No, that's a good thing. You should
have a victory hug with Caretaker.